Larry is real.
it's not like anyone actually reads descriptions
Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen?
im actually cryign
i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend
i wish i could message her like
but if YOU’RE the gay cousin
and I’M the gay cousin
THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION
it’s longer than war and peace and les mis combined, plus two pride and prejudices.
it trumps the world record for longest piece of literature by over two million words.